Old-School High Gargaxian Weaponator Weapon List

A little tongue in cheek but hopefully useable list of weapons for old-school fantasy adventure campaigns.  Currently the weaponator generates weapons that are most likely a two-handed weapon.

Dmg: is damage dice against small-medium foes/ larger foes

WS: is weapon speed

Cost: is given in classical GP value

notes to apply damage or hit modification vs armor worn by foes completes the entry (if any)

Old-School High Gargaxian Weaponator Weapon List

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 1. Footman's Hammer-Halberd  Dmg:1d8+1/1d12;WS: 3,Enc: 55,Cost: 230 gp, +1 to hit & dmg vs Scale or worse

 2. Bill-Giserne  Dmg:1d8/3d4;WS: 4,Enc: 45,Cost: 140 gp, +2 to hit vs Full Plate or worse

 3. Bludgeon-Sparr  Dmg:1d4+1/3d4;WS: 7,Enc: 55,Cost: 370 gp, +2 to hit & dmg vs Leather

 4. Cold-Iron Awl-Maul  Dmg:1d6/1d4+1;WS: 6,Enc: 55,Cost: 84 gp, +2 to hit & dmg vs Studded

 5. Slasher-Lance  Dmg:1d8/1d8+1;WS: 6,Enc: 60,Cost: 30 gp, -1 damage vs Full Plate or better

 6. Giserne-Bill  Dmg:1d8/1d8;WS: 3,Enc: 30,Cost: 30 gp, -1 to hit vs Full Plate

 7. Pike-Axe  Dmg:1d4+1/2d4+1;WS: 2,Enc: 50,Cost: 27 gp, -1 to hit vs Chain or worse

 8. Bardiche-Spetum  Dmg:1d4+1/3d4;WS: 3,Enc: 55,Cost: 410 gp, +2 to hit & dmg vs Plate or worse

 9. Trollish Lochaber-Fauchard  Dmg:1d6/1d4+1;WS: 5,Enc: 130,Cost: 80 gp, +2 to hit & dmg vs Plate

10. Giserne-Bar  Dmg:1d6/1d6+1d4;WS: 4,Enc: 50,Cost: 150 gp, +1 to hit & dmg vs Studded or worse

11. Footman's Lochaber-Hook  Dmg:2d4/1d4+1;WS: 2,Enc: 50,Cost: 25 gp, -1 to hit vs Studded

12. Awl-Hook  Dmg:1d6+1/1d6+1;WS: 4,Enc: 65,Cost: 160 gp, +2 to hit & dmg vs Leather or worse

13. Brandistock-Pick  Dmg:1d6+1/1d10;WS: 3,Enc: 30,Cost: 30 gp, -2 to hit vs Ring

14. Slasher-Brandistock  Dmg:1d4+1/1d10;WS: 4,Enc: 65,Cost: 90 gp, +2 to hit vs Full Plate

15. Falx-Scythe  Dmg:1d6+1/3d4;WS: 6,Enc: 45,Cost: 21 gp, 1/2 damage vs Leather or better

16. Halberd-Sparth  Dmg:1d6/1d6+1;WS: 7,Enc: 50,Cost: 15 gp, -1 to hit vs Ring or better

17. Giant's Lance-Sword  Dmg:1d4+1/2d4+1;WS: 5,Enc: 90,Cost: 220 gp, +1 to hit & dmg vs Scale or better

18. Amazonian Mattock-Sparr  Dmg:1d6+1/3d4;WS: 6,Enc: 110,Cost: 14 gp, 1/2 damage vs Studded

19. Silver Fauchard-Flail  Dmg:1d6/1d10+1;WS: 5,Enc: 55,Cost: 300 gp, -2 to hit vs Scale

20. Hook-Fauchard  Dmg:1d8/1d8+1;WS: 5,Enc: 45,Cost: 90 gp, +2 to hit vs Full Plate

21. Partisan-Impaler  Dmg:1d6/2d4;WS: 2,Enc: 30,Cost: 22 gp, +1 to hit vs Ring

22. Pike-Spike  Dmg:1d6+1/1d6+1d4;WS: 5,Enc: 40,Cost: 13 gp, 1/2 damage vs Studded

23. Chain-Brandistock  Dmg:1d6+1/2d4;WS: 4,Enc: 50,Cost: 450 gp, +2 to hit & dmg vs Leather or better

24. Maiden's Giserne-Corbin  Dmg:1d8/1d4+1;WS: 8,Enc: 65,Cost: 15 gp, +1 to hit vs Chain

25. War Bardiche-Dagger  Dmg:2d4/1d4+1;WS: 3,Enc: 60,Cost: 25 gp, +1 to hit vs Leather

26. Dwarven Squire's Maul-Spike  Dmg:1d4+1/1d8;WS: 7,Enc: 90,Cost: 15 gp, +1 to hit vs Studded

27. Gaff-Gisarme  Dmg:1d8/2d4;WS: 6,Enc: 50,Cost: 40 gp, +2 to hit vs Chain or worse

28. Cold-Iron Flail-Axe  Dmg:1d6+1/1d6;WS: 6,Enc: 45,Cost: 2 gp, 1/2 damage vs Ring or worse

29. Lady's Dagger-Sparth  Dmg:1d6+1/2d4+1;WS: 8,Enc: 45,Cost: 80 gp, +2 to hit vs Scale

30. Bardiche-Bar  Dmg:1d6/1d6+1d4;WS: 7,Enc: 50,Cost: 9 gp, 1/2 damage vs Leather

31. Dwarven Flail-Fauchard  Dmg:1d6+1d4/1d8;WS: 6,Enc: 50,Cost: 35 gp, -1 to hit vs Plate

32. Cavalry Spetum-Earspoon  Dmg:1d8/2d6;WS: 4,Enc: 55,Cost: 60 gp, -1 to hit vs Padded

33. Bisarme-Stick  Dmg:1d8/1d10;WS: 6,Enc: 40,Cost: 40 gp, -1 damage vs Ring or better

34. Flail-Bludgeon  Dmg:1d8/1d6+1d8;WS: 5,Enc: 50,Cost: 240 gp, +2 to hit vs Padded or better

35. Orcish Bludgeon-Brandistock  Dmg:2d4+1/1d10+1;WS: 6,Enc: 70,Cost: 10 gp, 1/2 damage vs Ring or worse

36. Giant's Hook-Spetum  Dmg:2d4+1/1d6;WS: 4,Enc: 70,Cost: 33 gp, -2 to hit vs Leather

37. Slasher-Sparr  Dmg:2d4/1d6+1;WS: 5,Enc: 40,Cost: 240 gp, +2 to hit & dmg vs Chain

38. Brandistock-Sparr  Dmg:1d6+1/1d8+1;WS: 5,Enc: 60,Cost: 130 gp, +1 to hit & dmg vs Banded

39. Guisarme-Staff  Dmg:1d6+1/1d6+1;WS: 5,Enc: 55,Cost: 3 gp, 1/2 damage vs Studded or worse

40. Herald's Gisarme-Partisan  Dmg:1d4+1/3d4;WS: 8,Enc: 55,Cost: 30 gp, -1 damage vs Chain

41. Hook-Scythe  Dmg:1d6/2d4;WS: 5,Enc: 50,Cost: 180 gp, +2 to hit & dmg vs Leather

42. Goblin Pick-Corbin  Dmg:1d6/1d6+1;WS: 4,Enc: 35,Cost: 33 gp, +2 to hit vs Padded or worse

43. Corbin-Impaler  Dmg:2d4/1d4+1;WS: 6,Enc: 40,Cost: 25 gp, -1 to hit vs Padded or better

44. Sword-Pole  Dmg:1d6/1d8;WS: 7,Enc: 45,Cost: 4 gp, 1/2 damage vs Plate

45. Cavalry Bludgeon-Mattock  Dmg:1d8/2d4+1;WS: 7,Enc: 55,Cost: 220 gp, +2 to hit & dmg vs Chain or worse

46. Spetum-Scythe  Dmg:1d4+1/1d6+1d4;WS: 6,Enc: 45,Cost: 22 gp, -1 damage vs Ring or worse

47. Hook-Fauchard  Dmg:1d6/1d8;WS: 7,Enc: 60,Cost: 36 gp, +2 to hit vs Plate

48. Harpy Fauchard-Gisarme  Dmg:1d6/1d6+1;WS: 3,Enc: 90,Cost: 22 gp, -1 to hit vs Leather or better

49. Squire's Staff-Lochaber  Dmg:1d4+1/1d10+1;WS: 4,Enc: 65,Cost: 40 gp, -2 to hit vs Chain

50. Ritter Bisarme-Impaler  Dmg:1d4+1/3d4;WS: 7,Enc: 25,Cost: 160 gp, +2 to hit vs Plate or better

51. Gaff-Lance  Dmg:1d6/2d4;WS: 3,Enc: 50,Cost: 60 gp, +2 to hit vs Splint

52. Miliatry Spike-Corbin  Dmg:1d8+1/1d6+1;WS: 7,Enc: 60,Cost: 220 gp, +2 to hit & dmg vs Chain

53. Amazonian Lady's Bar-Hook  Dmg:1d10/1d10;WS: 6,Enc: 60,Cost: 35 gp, -2 to hit vs Banded

54. Axe-Scythe  Dmg:1d6+1/1d10;WS: 6,Enc: 30,Cost: 370 gp, +2 to hit & dmg vs Ring or better

55. Goblin Awl-Pike  Dmg:1d6+1/1d4+1;WS: 3,Enc: 50,Cost: 80 gp, +2 to hit vs Splint or better

56. Falx-Spetum  Dmg:1d6/2d4+1;WS: 3,Enc: 55,Cost: 10 gp, 1/2 damage vs Studded

57. Earspoon-Spike  Dmg:1d8/2d6;WS: 7,Enc: 55,Cost: 90 gp, +2 to hit vs Scale or worse

58. Sidhe Sparth-Staff  Dmg:1d6/1d6;WS: 4,Enc: 70,Cost: 4 gp, -1 to hit vs Banded or worse

59. Harpy Bec de-Staff  Dmg:1d10+1/3d4;WS: 4,Enc: 110,Cost: 80 gp, +1 to hit vs Chain

60. Bec de-Pole  Dmg:1d6+1/1d6+1d4;WS: 8,Enc: 50,Cost: 11 gp, 1/2 damage vs Plate

61. Chain-Ranseur  Dmg:2d4/1d6;WS: 7,Enc: 45,Cost: 150 gp, +2 to hit & dmg vs Plate

62. Sickle-Awl  Dmg:1d4+1/1d12;WS: 2,Enc: 35,Cost: 40 gp, -2 to hit vs Ring

63. Slasher-Pike  Dmg:1d6/1d10;WS: 4,Enc: 45,Cost: 40 gp, -1 damage vs Splint or better

64. Glaive-Pick  Dmg:1d8/1d6+1d8;WS: 6,Enc: 40,Cost: 40 gp, -1 damage vs Plate

65. Slasher-Glaive  Dmg:1d6/1d8+1;WS: 4,Enc: 50,Cost: 120 gp, +1 to hit & dmg vs Padded

66. Chain-Slasher  Dmg:1d6+1/2d4;WS: 5,Enc: 50,Cost: 18 gp, -2 to hit vs Studded or worse

67. Dagger-Earspoon  Dmg:1d6/1d6;WS: 5,Enc: 50,Cost: 6 gp, -1 to hit vs Ring

68. Dagger-Harpoon  Dmg:1d6+1/1d6+1d8;WS: 7,Enc: 40,Cost: 40 gp, -1 to hit vs Full Plate

69. Slasher-Barb  Dmg:1d6/1d4+1;WS: 3,Enc: 55,Cost: 100 gp, +2 to hit & dmg vs Studded

70. Harpy Glaive-Axe  Dmg:2d4/2d4+1;WS: 6,Enc: 80,Cost: 32 gp, -1 to hit vs Leather

71. Elven Spike-Cleaver  Dmg:1d10/1d6+1d4;WS: 4,Enc: 60,Cost: 310 gp, +1 to hit & dmg vs Full Plate

72. Chain-Fauchard  Dmg:2d4/1d6;WS: 4,Enc: 45,Cost: 220 gp, +2 to hit & dmg vs Full Plate

73. Lance-Gisarme  Dmg:1d6/2d4+1;WS: 5,Enc: 35,Cost: 8 gp, 1/2 damage vs Padded

74. Harpy Gaff-Axe  Dmg:1d8/2d4+1;WS: 5,Enc: 70,Cost: 180 gp, +1 to hit & dmg vs Scale

75. Pike-Maul  Dmg:1d6/1d12;WS: 2,Enc: 50,Cost: 40 gp, -1 to hit vs Ring

76. Knight's Bardiche-Guisarme  Dmg:1d6+1/1d8+1;WS: 8,Enc: 45,Cost: 22 gp, -1 to hit vs Banded

77. Hook-Lochaber  Dmg:1d6+1/1d6+1d8;WS: 4,Enc: 45,Cost: 90 gp, -1 to hit vs Full Plate or better

78. Stick-Barb  Dmg:1d4+1/1d10;WS: 2,Enc: 50,Cost: 7 gp, 1/2 damage vs Banded or worse

79. Bardiche-Bisarme  Dmg:1d4+1/1d4+1;WS: 4,Enc: 40,Cost: 33 gp, +2 to hit vs Ring or worse

80. Goblin Maul-Earspoon  Dmg:1d6/3d4;WS: 8,Enc: 40,Cost: 130 gp, +1 to hit & dmg vs Studded or worse

81. Dagger-Guisarme  Dmg:1d8/1d10+1;WS: 5,Enc: 50,Cost: 28 gp, -2 to hit vs Scale or worse

82. Glaive-Gisarme  Dmg:1d4+1/1d4+1;WS: 7,Enc: 35,Cost: 70 gp, +2 to hit & dmg vs Padded or worse

83. Glaive-Chain  Dmg:1d8/1d6+1;WS: 7,Enc: 40,Cost: 120 gp, +1 to hit & dmg vs Padded or better

84. Axe-Glaive  Dmg:1d6/1d6;WS: 3,Enc: 45,Cost: 10 gp, -1 to hit vs Studded or better

85. Barb-Slasher  Dmg:1d6+1/3d4;WS: 6,Enc: 55,Cost: 60 gp, -1 to hit vs Studded or better

86. Pike-Bludgeon  Dmg:1d6/1d4+1;WS: 6,Enc: 45,Cost: 26 gp, +1 to hit & dmg vs Padded or worse

87. Brandistock-Dagger  Dmg:1d4+1/2d6;WS: 5,Enc: 45,Cost: 40 gp, -1 damage vs Leather

88. Lochaber-Corbin  Dmg:1d4+1/1d12;WS: 6,Enc: 50,Cost: 480 gp, +2 to hit & dmg vs Chain or better

89. Gisarme-Bec deGiserne  Dmg:1d8/1d10+1;WS: 6,Enc: 70,Cost: 8 gp, 1/2 damage vs Plate or worse

90. Axe-Corbin  Dmg:1d4+1/1d4+1;WS: 6,Enc: 35,Cost: 3 gp, 1/2 damage vs Banded

91. Bludgeon-Fauchard  Dmg:1d8/1d6+1d4;WS: 5,Enc: 35,Cost: 14 gp, 1/2 damage vs Chain

92. Brandistock-Guisarme  Dmg:1d6+1/1d12;WS: 6,Enc: 45,Cost: 50 gp, -1 damage vs Leather or better

93. Falx-Maul  Dmg:1d4+1/1d10+1;WS: 5,Enc: 40,Cost: 24 gp, -1 damage vs Plate or worse

94. Cavalry Spetum-Fork  Dmg:1d4+1/1d6+1d8;WS: 5,Enc: 50,Cost: 360 gp, +2 to hit & dmg vs Studded or worse

95. Pole-Pick  Dmg:1d6+1/2d4;WS: 6,Enc: 35,Cost: 30 gp, -1 to hit vs Studded or better

96. Hook-Impaler  Dmg:2d4/1d6+1;WS: 7,Enc: 45,Cost: 40 gp, +2 to hit vs Scale or worse

97. Fork-Partisan  Dmg:1d6+1/2d4;WS: 6,Enc: 55,Cost: 15 gp, -1 damage vs Chain or worse

98. Spetum-Bardiche  Dmg:1d6+1/2d6;WS: 5,Enc: 35,Cost: 60 gp, -1 to hit vs Banded or better

99. Orcish Pick-Falx  Dmg:2d4/1d12;WS: 5,Enc: 90,Cost: 360 gp, +2 to hit & dmg vs Ring or worse

100. Page's Fork-Pole  Dmg:1d6/1d8+1;WS: 8,Enc: 55,Cost: 50 gp, +2 to hit vs Leather

Quality of Equipment.

I've posted about equipment quality before. I've always liked somehting more than a straight non-magical to magical progression (aside from silver weapons). A while back I had a couple posts on grotty gear and have filled notebooks with a variety of options and still not too sure of where to go.

I have a host of materials, probably keeping all of them (but not worrying too hard about all their real property differences) and I laboring on degrees of quality from total junk to the penultimate but struggling to find a set of descriptive that holds up form worst to best (or even truly how many steps will scratch the itch I have).

My current way too long list of degrees of quality from worst to best:

1. Duff
2. Shonky/Shoddy
3. Bodge
4. Common
5. Fit
6. Brilliant
7. Ace
8. Magnificent
9. Splendorous/Slendiferous/Splendid
10. Wondrous
11. Iconic
12. Legendary
13. Ultimate 

Three degrees of poor quality is probably too many; 8 degrees of excellent gear may also be a tad too much. I am constantly changing Wondrous and Iconic in status. An Item can be Wondrous without being Iconic and Iconic Items don't even have to be as Wondrous....so hmm roll them together?

Could abreviate it to this:

1. Duff
2. Common
3. Brilliant
4. Ace
5. Splendorous/Slendiferous/Splendid
6. Legendary
7. Ultimate 

Somehow that seem a bit too brief if I'm going to  have degrees of quality.

I have considered also applying degree of ornamentation. But that has issues too.

1. Ugly
2. Crude
3. Simple
4. Elegant
5. Decorated
6. Fancy
7. Amazing
8. Oppulent

Part of me would love playing in a campaign where my character could find a Fancy Ace Orachalcum Sword. Another part of me isn't sure if the descriptives work well enough to be backed up with mechanics.

Throwing this out there for any reader's consideration and my own use as a digital notebook. I'd love to see anyone's take on  this.

Of Elves and Acorns

What do the elves eat? Elves traditionally aren’t shown as great master of large-scale agriculture in most fantasy settings. Elves are often shown as hunters and gatherers and could surely support small mysterious populations in that manner but else’s are also shown   being able to raise the occasionally army and to build great fairy castles, hunter and gatherers don’t tend to do either such thing because they can’t produce enough food to feed enough people to field armies or build castles. “So just what are the elves eating if they aren’t hunter and gatherers”? I asked myself.

Hunting is a lot of work and many forests lack enough game to support size able populations. Gathering is likewise challenging for large groups outside warm climates. Elves mayhaps can eat mushrooms and vegetation we can’t but there is also vegetation we can eat but don’t exploit on a widespread agricultural scale: the Acorn. Elven societies can harvest acorns as the means to have enough food to raise armies and build castles.

As a wild foodstuff acorns from common oaks need to be leached for upwards of 5 or 6 days to remove the natural tannin and the associated bitter flavor (and possible digestive issues and tooth damage). Elves either don’t have to worry about that, don’t mind all the work, or have learned to cultivate acorns that take much less work to process.  Humans haven’t turned much attention toward cultivating oaks and hybridizing them to produce ideal acorn crops as it can take 20-30 years for an oak to start producing acorns. Humans are too short lived to put in the work to optimize food production in domestic oaks. Elves have plenty of time in a single elven life (in most settings) to hybridize and produce oaks that create a decent, fairly regular, and plentiful yields of acorns.

Just an acre of natural oak forest is said to be able to produce 6,000lbs of acorns, some varieties of mature oaks can produce 2,000lbs of acorns alone. These production figures may be high and unusual in the wild but if possible in the real world for wild crops they are surely possible to achieve in reasonable fashion as a plant cultivated by a species that can live many hundreds if not thousands of years (again depending on setting). I'm going with these yields as typical for shelled acons from cultivated Elven Oaks.

Food yield and Calorie talk: 110 calories from a ounce of acorns. 140 calories from an ounce of acorn flour.  That’s real world calorie counts. With a 6000lb yield from an acre of cultivated acorns we are going to be able to feed 14 elves for a year (if adults with 2000 calorie a day diet). Medieval cereal grain yields weren’t as productive. Acorn eating elves are going to able to sustain their “hidden” populations able to field the occasional army and build fairy palaces.

For fantasy campaigns I propose 4 varieties of Elven Oaks. The varieties of elven oaks are used to produce lumber, oil, and foodstuffs.

Ironwood- the most fanciful of all is first worth mentioning, it’s timber produce wood if  carefully fire treated is as hard as hammered iron. This allows the elves to produce amazing craft goods and durable tools without needing to mine. Ironwood oaks are the rarest of all and are grown for hundreds of years until they are ready to be (difficulty) cut.

Butter Nut- this variety of oak produces  good-sized acorns that can be used to make flour but can also be pressed to harvest a plentiful supply of oil.  The acorns of this variety are the mildest tasting. Butter Nuts acorns are mostly used for their oil but are also used to produce flour and paste (similar to peanut butter).

Honey Nut- this variety of oak produces a modest sized acorn that is sweeter than other varieties. The syrup of these oaks is also collected and processed to manufacture a sweet syrup similar to that of maple syrup. As a food stuff the must themselves are popular roasted to crushed up to make a sweet paste.

Meal Nut- this variety of elven oaks produces large acorns. They are the nuttiest tasting acorns of the cultivated oaks and are generally processed flour.

Someday I may decide to breakdown the different yields possible from different eleven oaks in different regions if I get struck with the desire for such madness but as above I'm going to go with 6,000 lbs a year per acre on average.






Products of Cultivated Elven Oaks

Ironwood- wood as hard as metal. Once properly processed a carved implement will be as tough as bronze or soft iron.  Edges weapons can be produced from this material but it works best for thrusting weapons and is typically used for arrow shafts and arrowheads.
the price for ironwood goods will vary wildly depending on contact with elves but is recommend to coast 3-5 times as much if of human manufacture from supplies of the wood to maybe 20 times as much for items of elven manufacture.

Oak Butter- a nutritional paste storred in jars.

Applenut Butter- Oak Butter mixed with apples to produce a very sweet and nutrious form of apple butter.

Oak Honey- processed oak sap that is surgery sweet.

Elven Waybread- these long lasting loaves of elven bread are light and tastie which makes their long keeping nature even more wondrous. Elves keep the recipes of rite highest grades secret. Elven Waybread will last as long as 5 years and this property as well as it’s flavor gives it a high price at 10 to 20 times more than mannish made breads of the same general quality.

Oak Milk- light oil processed from the Butter Nut acorns mixed with water. Used as a beverage. Oak Milk will usually fetch price equivalent to common beer, it’s not alcoholic but it is tasty and keeps well.

Flash Oil- this flammable liquid is used to make incendiary weapons and as an means of lighting. This fetches the same prices other flaming oils will.

Elven NutMead- theirs mead is a hearty cousin to the delicate meads which are actually made from honey. Elven NutMead is made from different pressings of Butter Acorns, Honey Nut Acorns and Oak Honey itself. This mead fetches a price comparable to fine wines.


Elves may or may not keep their Acorn/Oak Cultivation as secret from men but this will much depend on the nature of the campaign and the relationship between men and elves.
In my Riperia campaign there is widespread knowledge among mankind that elves eat acorns but the true nature (and abundance)of their cultivation is unknown south of the Thornwall or much beyond the Isles of Ulthion and Arru.  A few groves of the cultivated oaks can be found here and there throughout the lands and are used by local elves or are sure indications a now extinct elven people once laid claim to the land.

Deep Tucker, Delver Chow, Troll Munchies

A table of food both fair and foul for the packs and larders found deep in the depths of dungeons.

1d100	Deep Tucker
1	Two gallons of Raw Melch in a bucket
2	Warm Melch Boil in a clay pot
3	Cold Melch Boil in a bottle
4	A small clay pot of Melch Paste
5	Stonebread and Melch Paste Sandwich
6	A alb sack of Melch Flour
7	A sealed copper pot with luke warm Melch Drop
8	A loaf of Melch Bread
9	A sandwich made from a whole loaf of Meclh Bread and fish-paste
10	One dozen greasy Melch Strips
11	Some really dry Melch Strips
12	One Dozen Sausage Melchins
13	Half a dozen Fishy Melchins
14	A score of stale Empty Melchins
15	Two dozen Honey Melchins
16	Handful of Sweet Traggy in wrapped in a handkerchief
17	A wooden canister packed with a couple dozen pieces of Salty Traggy
18	A big glass jar half full of Spicy-hot Traggy
19	Three pieces of Sweet and Salty Traggy wrapped in waxed paper
20	Fresh fried Natters in a wax paper lines paper sack
21	One serving of cold Natters in a small clay pot
22	One dozen large Squaltch Sausages
23	One Quart of Squaltch Paste
24	Half a dozen Jollies
25	One loaf worth of Wine Soggies
26	Six Soggy slices dripping with dungeon honey
27	A cold pot of Grayervy
28	A bottle of “Toll Mamma’s #1 Grayervy Sauce”
29	An unlabeled packet of Grayervy Powder
30	A leather gob-box with Dry Melch Strips, 2 small hard sausages of unknown origin, and a double dollop of Reekish.
31	A gob-box with 3 “Empty” Melchins, a handful of Edible Fungus, and 3 stripsof Smoked Cave Tentacle.
32	One Dozen wax sealed Gob-boxes each holding 3 Stonebread Biscuits, one dozen dried eyeballs of occult origin, and a tiny bottle of Vinegar
33	A quart of Sugared Vinegar and Three loaves of Stonebread wrapped in cheesecloth
34	One score small loaves of Twice Baked Bread
35	A sealed half-gallon clay-pot full of Seasoned Bread Crumbs
36	A half quart jar of Gobs and Tatters
37	A tin with half-a-dozen FireBeetle Grubs in Garlic Sauce
38	A three pound Hard Salami
39	A clay pot full of Peas Porridge
40	A quart jar full of pickled vegetables
41	A small barrel packed with Salted Fish
42	A sack of three dozen Journey Cakes
43	Hard Cheese with Peppers and Nuts
44	A small sack holding one pound of Troll Jerky
45	A jar of Pickled Pigs Feet
46	A jar of Bat Wings in Jelly
47	A jar of stunted Rot Grubs in Vinegar.
48	A massive tin with 3 Whole Giant Snail steaks
49	A dozen smoked Cavern Crickets wrapped in a cloth
50	A small tin of Jellied Cockatrice Feet.
51	A big glass jar full of rotten meat writhing in Crusty Maggots
52	A small jar with Ants dipped in Chocolate Sauce
53	A tiny jar full of Spicy Salted Mosquito Larva
54	A small jar full of Roasted Coffee Beans
55	A Meat and Mushroom Pie sealed in it’s own cooking tin.
56	Elfin Way-bread
57	Dwarven Stonebread
58	Millet-mash Pygmy Loaf
59	Black Bread with Raisins in a tin
60	Moleman Rootloaf
61	Large Dungeon Spider packed in Aspic.
62	One Huge Grub lightly roasted packed in Salt
63	A string of Dried Rats
64	One Jellied Unlucky Cat in a tin
65	A dozen Sewer Swine Sausages in a tin
66	A jar of Brined Carnivorous Squirrel
67	An amphora full of Soured Army Moles
68	A small tin of Crunchy Grat Toes
69	One Deep Raven jarred in Marinate
70	One live Rock Lobster with claws bound by wire.
71	One large jar of pickled Ladder Adders
72	One whole dried Dungeon Weasel
73	A clay jar full of Toasted Gravel Gremlins
74	A large tin of Smoked Metal Mites
75	A barrel of Pebble Gnomes in Brine
76	A large jar of pickled Fungus Fairies
77	A jar of Hairy Eyes floating in Nectar
78	One Very Large jar of still swimming Blind Fish
79	A small tin of Smoked Spicy Gutter Eels.
80	A small tin of Mole Pate
81	A Barrel stuffed with Ox in Hot Sauce
82	A large tin of Eloi Strips in Mint Jelly
83	A large pouch of Crunchy Wolf Ears
84	A sealed barrel of Ensanguined Fishman in Salt
85	A Dried Trollkin Head wrapped in cheesecloth
86	A string of Cured Goblin Hands
87	One dozen Split Dungeon Squab in Mushroom Sauce
88	One Dozen Elf-Ears in rendered Kobold Fat.
89	Huge tin of Quartered Dungeon Lizard in Special Sauce
90	A wax packed Triple Stuffed Hob-Gno-Brownie-Kin
91	One tin of Mechanically Separated Basilisk
92	A jar of Brownie meat in Cream Sauce
93	A jar of Troll Yogurt
94	A sealed tin of Orcish Headcheese
95	A jar of Onions and Dwarf in Broth
96	One Pickled Roc Egg
97	One Whole Roast Giant Badger with Onion Stuffing in a sealed barrel.
98	Minotaur Shanks and Apple Jelly
99	A barrel of Neutralized Green Slime
100	One Case of slightly rusted Iron Rations

This clearly isn't all meant to be considered wholesome food by surface folks engaged in monster stomping and dungeon diving.

 More rations here: http://elfmaidsandoctopi.blogspot.com/2016/07/d100-rations.html

Items 1 to 31 in the chart above are mostly explained in this older post of mine: http://aeonsnaugauries.blogspot.com/2015/03/megadungeon-food.html

 Remember kids  "Melch, it's what's for dinner" is fighting words in some taverns and feasting halls.