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Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Random Beards Table
With no apologies at all to JB ;-).
Random Beard Table (roll 1d100)
Chance for beard- (% male/female)
Human 90%/1%, Halfling 60%/0%, Dwarf 100%/45%, Gnome 90%/3%, Half-Elf 50%/0%, Half-Orc 60%/30%
Style of Beard (1d100)
Human...Halfling...Dwarf...Gnome...Half-Elf...Half Orc....Beard
1-3........................................1-2..........1-4............................Anchor- A chin beard that is grown long into a point and styled with an accompanying mustache to resemble the shape of a ship's anchor.
4-6.......................................3-4..........5................................Balbo- a wide chin beard that covers the chin as well as a small area beyond it, accompanied by a separated mustache.
Braided beard- full beard braided into two or more strands.
7-9...........1-4.......................5-8..........6-8...........1-3.............Chinstrap – beard with long sideburns that comes forward and ends under the chin, resembling a chinstrap, hence the name.
10-12.......5-8......................................9-10..........4...............Chinstrip- narrow beard grown beneath the lip and extending at the same width to the chin. Typically no sideburns.
13-15.......9-16.....................9-12.........11-12........5-6............Chin curtain - longer beard grown only along the lower portion of the face, covering the chin and following the jawline.
16-18......17-20....................13-24.......13............7-8............Donegal – similar to the chinstrap beard but covers the entire chin.
19-22......................1-15.......25-26......................9-15..........Forked-Beard- a full beard trimmed to a fork beneath the chin.
23-50.....................16-60.....27-60.....................16-60........Full – downward flowing beard with either styled or integrated mustache
51-60......................61-65.....61-63.....14-15........61-65.......Garibaldi – wide, full beard with rounded bottom and integrated mustache
61-65......21...........66..........64-70......16-40.......66............Goatee – A tuft of hair grown on the chin, sometimes resembling a billy goat's.
66-68.....22..........67............71-75......41-55........67...........Junco – A goatee which extends upward and connects to the corners of the mouth.
69-71...................68-75.......76-85.......................68-70....Old Dutch A large, long beard, connected by sideburns, that flares outward in width at the bottom, without a mustache.
72-74...................................86-95......56-65.....................Reed – A beard with integrated mustache that is worn on the lower part of the chin and jaw area that tapers towards the ears without connecting sideburns.
75-76...................................96............66-70......71-75.......Imperial – is a narrow pointed beard extending from the chin.
77-79....................................................71-75.....................Short Boxed Beard- a full beard and sideburns tightly clipped with integrated mustache.
80........................................97.............76-80.....76-85......Spade- A large, long beard, connected by sideburns, without a mustache.
81-82...23..............................................81..........86-90.....Stubble – a very short beard of only one to a few days growth.
83-84...24-28.....................................................91-95......Neard – Similar to the Chinstrap, but with the chin and jawline shaven, leaving hair to grow only on the neck.
85-90...29-95......................98.............82-83....96-97......Sideburns – hair grown from the temples down the cheeks toward the jawline. Sometimes with a mustache.
91........96-99........................................84-85...................Soul patch – a small beard just below the lower lip and above the chin
91-93....................................99............86..........................Friendly Mutton Chops – long mutton-chop type sideburns connected to a mustache, but with a shaved chin
94.......100............................................87-88...................Sparrow- a tight goatee style beard braided into a petite fork beneath the chin.
95....................76-90........................................98-100.....Spiked beard- a beard shaped into multiple "spikes" thanks to tar or wax.
96-97.............91-95............................................................Stashburns - sideburns that drop down the jaw but jut upwards across the mustache, leaving the chin exposed.
98........................................................89-90.....................Bulgan - beard with integrated mustache which wraps around the lips and continue as beard on chin. Cheeks are kept shaven.
99.......................................100...........91-98.....................Van Dyke – goatee accompanied by a mustache.
100...............96-100...........................99-100...................Verdi – Short beard with rounded bottom and slightly shaven cheeks with prominent moustache
Equipment
Straight Razor......1 s.p. (can be used in combat for 1-2 pts damage)
Beard Clipper.......5 s.p.
Shaving Brush......1 s.p.
Grooming Kit.......4 g.p. (the works with mirror, small cup, brushes, combs in a small container)
Random Beard Table (roll 1d100)
Chance for beard- (% male/female)
Human 90%/1%, Halfling 60%/0%, Dwarf 100%/45%, Gnome 90%/3%, Half-Elf 50%/0%, Half-Orc 60%/30%
Style of Beard (1d100)
Human...Halfling...Dwarf...Gnome...Half-Elf...Half Orc....Beard
1-3........................................1-2..........1-4............................Anchor- A chin beard that is grown long into a point and styled with an accompanying mustache to resemble the shape of a ship's anchor.
4-6.......................................3-4..........5................................Balbo- a wide chin beard that covers the chin as well as a small area beyond it, accompanied by a separated mustache.
Braided beard- full beard braided into two or more strands.
7-9...........1-4.......................5-8..........6-8...........1-3.............Chinstrap – beard with long sideburns that comes forward and ends under the chin, resembling a chinstrap, hence the name.
10-12.......5-8......................................9-10..........4...............Chinstrip- narrow beard grown beneath the lip and extending at the same width to the chin. Typically no sideburns.
13-15.......9-16.....................9-12.........11-12........5-6............Chin curtain - longer beard grown only along the lower portion of the face, covering the chin and following the jawline.
16-18......17-20....................13-24.......13............7-8............Donegal – similar to the chinstrap beard but covers the entire chin.
19-22......................1-15.......25-26......................9-15..........Forked-Beard- a full beard trimmed to a fork beneath the chin.
23-50.....................16-60.....27-60.....................16-60........Full – downward flowing beard with either styled or integrated mustache
51-60......................61-65.....61-63.....14-15........61-65.......Garibaldi – wide, full beard with rounded bottom and integrated mustache
61-65......21...........66..........64-70......16-40.......66............Goatee – A tuft of hair grown on the chin, sometimes resembling a billy goat's.
66-68.....22..........67............71-75......41-55........67...........Junco – A goatee which extends upward and connects to the corners of the mouth.
69-71...................68-75.......76-85.......................68-70....Old Dutch A large, long beard, connected by sideburns, that flares outward in width at the bottom, without a mustache.
72-74...................................86-95......56-65.....................Reed – A beard with integrated mustache that is worn on the lower part of the chin and jaw area that tapers towards the ears without connecting sideburns.
75-76...................................96............66-70......71-75.......Imperial – is a narrow pointed beard extending from the chin.
77-79....................................................71-75.....................Short Boxed Beard- a full beard and sideburns tightly clipped with integrated mustache.
80........................................97.............76-80.....76-85......Spade- A large, long beard, connected by sideburns, without a mustache.
81-82...23..............................................81..........86-90.....Stubble – a very short beard of only one to a few days growth.
83-84...24-28.....................................................91-95......Neard – Similar to the Chinstrap, but with the chin and jawline shaven, leaving hair to grow only on the neck.
85-90...29-95......................98.............82-83....96-97......Sideburns – hair grown from the temples down the cheeks toward the jawline. Sometimes with a mustache.
91........96-99........................................84-85...................Soul patch – a small beard just below the lower lip and above the chin
91-93....................................99............86..........................Friendly Mutton Chops – long mutton-chop type sideburns connected to a mustache, but with a shaved chin
94.......100............................................87-88...................Sparrow- a tight goatee style beard braided into a petite fork beneath the chin.
95....................76-90........................................98-100.....Spiked beard- a beard shaped into multiple "spikes" thanks to tar or wax.
96-97.............91-95............................................................Stashburns - sideburns that drop down the jaw but jut upwards across the mustache, leaving the chin exposed.
98........................................................89-90.....................Bulgan - beard with integrated mustache which wraps around the lips and continue as beard on chin. Cheeks are kept shaven.
99.......................................100...........91-98.....................Van Dyke – goatee accompanied by a mustache.
100...............96-100...........................99-100...................Verdi – Short beard with rounded bottom and slightly shaven cheeks with prominent moustache
Equipment
Straight Razor......1 s.p. (can be used in combat for 1-2 pts damage)
Beard Clipper.......5 s.p.
Shaving Brush......1 s.p.
Grooming Kit.......4 g.p. (the works with mirror, small cup, brushes, combs in a small container)
Sunday, March 7, 2010
D10,000 Attack Matrix
Here now for your enjoyment and superior game play is the1D10,000 Attack Matrix.
Using the Table:
The Big Number is the base number required to hit
sub-number on left is number to hit if defender has parrying arm or buckler
sub-number in centert is number to hit if defender has normal shield
sub-number in right is number to hit if defender has large shield
Magic weapon pluses to hit- Roll 1d1000 per old style "+" to hit to generate the D10,000 plus to hit, or simply assign a value of +500 per +1.
Some of you may note there is no normal man entry on the D10,000 attack matrix , the reason for this is simple: "normal"-men have no need to roll D10,000 in combat.
Using the Table:
The Big Number is the base number required to hit
sub-number on left is number to hit if defender has parrying arm or buckler
sub-number in centert is number to hit if defender has normal shield
sub-number in right is number to hit if defender has large shield
Magic weapon pluses to hit- Roll 1d1000 per old style "+" to hit to generate the D10,000 plus to hit, or simply assign a value of +500 per +1.
Some of you may note there is no normal man entry on the D10,000 attack matrix , the reason for this is simple: "normal"-men have no need to roll D10,000 in combat.
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