Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Deep Tucker, Delver Chow, Troll Munchies

A table of food both fair and foul for the packs and larders found deep in the depths of dungeons.

1d100
Deep Tucker
1
Two gallons of Raw Melch in a bucket
2
Warm Melch Boil in a clay pot
3
Cold Melch Boil in a bottle
4
A small clay pot of Melch Paste
5
Stonebread and Melch Paste Sandwich
6
A alb sack of Melch Flour
7
A sealed copper pot with luke warm Melch Drop
8
A loaf of Melch Bread
9
A sandwich made from a whole loaf of Meclh Bread and fish-paste
10
One dozen greasy Melch Strips
11
Some really dry Melch Strips
12
One Dozen Sausage Melchins
13
Half a dozen Fishy Melchins
14
A score of stale Empty Melchins
15
Two dozen Honey Melchins
16
Handful of Sweet Traggy in wrapped in a handkerchief
17
A wooden canister packed with a couple dozen pieces of Salty Traggy
18
A big glass jar half full of Spicy-hot Traggy
19
Three pieces of Sweet and Salty Traggy wrapped in waxed paper
20
Fresh fried Natters in a wax paper lines paper sack
21
One serving of cold Natters in a small clay pot
22
One dozen large Squaltch Sausages
23
One Quart of Squaltch Paste
24
Half a dozen Jollies
25
One loaf worth of Wine Soggies
26
Six Soggy slices dripping with dungeon honey
27
A cold pot of Grayervy
28
A bottle of “Toll Mamma’s #1 Grayervy Sauce”
29
An unlabeled packet of Grayervy Powder
30
A leather gob-box with Dry Melch Strips, 2 small hard sausages of unknown origin, and a double dollop of Reekish.
31
A gob-box with 3 “Empty” Melchins, a handful of Edible Fungus, and 3 stripsof Smoked Cave Tentacle.
32
One Dozen wax sealed Gob-boxes each holding 3 Stonebread Biscuits, one dozen dried eyeballs of occult origin, and a tiny bottle of Vinegar
33
A quart of Sugared Vinegar and Three loaves of Stonebread wrapped in cheesecloth
34
One score small loaves of Twice Baked Bread
35
A sealed half-gallon clay-pot full of Seasoned Bread Crumbs
36
A half quart jar of Gobs and Tatters
37
A tin with half-a-dozen FireBeetle Grubs in Garlic Sauce
38
A three pound Hard Salami
39
A clay pot full of Peas Porridge
40
A quart jar full of pickled vegetables
41
A small barrel packed with Salted Fish
42
A sack of three dozen Journey Cakes
43
Hard Cheese with Peppers and Nuts
44
A small sack holding one pound of Troll Jerky
45
A jar of Pickled Pigs Feet
46
A jar of Bat Wings in Jelly
47
A jar of stunted Rot Grubs in Vinegar.
48
A massive tin with 3 Whole Giant Snail steaks
49
A dozen smoked Cavern Crickets wrapped in a cloth
50
A small tin of Jellied Cockatrice Feet.
51
A big glass jar full of rotten meat writhing in Crusty Maggots
52
A small jar with Ants dipped in Chocolate Sauce
53
A tiny jar full of Spicy Salted Mosquito Larva
54
A small jar full of Roasted Coffee Beans
55
A Meat and Mushroom Pie sealed in it’s own cooking tin.
56
Elfin Way-bread
57
Dwarven Stonebread
58
Millet-mash Pygmy Loaf
59
Black Bread with Raisins in a tin
60
Moleman Rootloaf
61
Large Dungeon Spider packed in Aspic.
62
One Huge Grub lightly roasted packed in Salt
63
A string of Dried Rats
64
One Jellied Unlucky Cat in a tin
65
A dozen Sewer Swine Sausages in a tin
66
A jar of Brined Carnivorous Squirrel
67
An amphora full of Soured Army Moles
68
A small tin of Crunchy Grat Toes
69
One Deep Raven jarred in Marinate
70
One live Rock Lobster with claws bound by wire.
71
One large jar of pickled Ladder Adders
72
One whole dried Dungeon Weasel
73
A clay jar full of Toasted Gravel Gremlins
74
A large tin of Smoked Metal Mites
75
A barrel of Pebble Gnomes in Brine
76
A large jar of pickled Fungus Fairies
77
A jar of Hairy Eyes floating in Nectar
78
One Very Large jar of still swimming Blind Fish
79
A small tin of Smoked Spicy Gutter Eels.
80
A small tin of Mole Pate
81
A Barrel stuffed with Ox in Hot Sauce
82
A large tin of Eloi Strips in Mint Jelly
83
A large pouch of Crunchy Wolf Ears
84
A sealed barrel of Ensanguined Fishman in Salt
85
A Dried Trollkin Head wrapped in cheesecloth
86
A string of Cured Goblin Hands
87
One dozen Split Dungeon Squab in Mushroom Sauce
88
One Dozen Elf-Ears in rendered Kobold Fat.
89
Huge tin of Quartered Dungeon Lizard in Special Sauce
90
A wax packed Triple Stuffed Hob-Gno-Brownie-Kin
91
One tin of Mechanically Separated Basilisk
92
A jar of Brownie meat in Cream Sauce
93
A jar of Troll Yogurt
94
A sealed tin of Orcish Headcheese
95
A jar of Onions and Dwarf in Broth
96
One Pickled Roc Egg
97
One Whole Roast Giant Badger with Onion Stuffing in a sealed barrel.
98
Minotaur Shanks and Apple Jelly
99
A barrel of Neutralized Green Slime
100
One Case of slightly rusted Iron Rations

This clearly isn't all meant to be considered wholesome food by surface folks engaged in monster stomping and dungeon diving.

 More rations here: http://elfmaidsandoctopi.blogspot.com/2016/07/d100-rations.html

Items 1 to 31 in the chart above are mostly explained in this older post of mine: http://aeonsnaugauries.blogspot.com/2015/03/megadungeon-food.html

 Remember kids  "Melch, it's what's for dinner" is fighting words in some taverns and feasting halls.

1 comment:

  1. cheers for mention - always enjoy our crossovers

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