1d100 Packaged Food Finds for Post-apocalyptic scavengers
1. Greasy "Green Plate" Mussel Broth, Super-sized Bowl
2. Squished Natural-style Cheez Steak, Super Portion Tub "Corporate Recomended"
3. Swollen "Value Valley" Krilla Muffin, Snack Size Bottle "Robot Award Winning"
4. Squished "Amalgamated Food Multinational Cubboard" Artifical Fruity Cubes, Banquet Portioned Pouch
5. Moldy "WorldCo Banquet" Mackrel Chili, Economy Portion Tube "Bachelor Inspected"
6. Mangled "Market Hearth" Vegamax Sausage, Meal-sized
7. Loose "Shoppers Plate" Low Sodium Berry Steak, Banquet Size Bag "Paternal Unit Authorized"
8. Dry "Pharma-Grill" Tatter Stew Tin "Teen Inspected"
9. Stale "Shoppers Family" Chucken Borritos, Lunch Portioned Cup "Corporate's Favorite"
10. Dented "Amalgamated Food Multinational Bakery" Artifical Crob Pie, Sharing-sized Box "Robot Authorized"
11. "Quik-Range" Naturally Flavored Krilla Pockets, Lunch Portioned Bottle
12. Mangled "Value Cubboard" New Flavor Krilla Stew, Banquet Portioned Cup
13. Dry "Quik-Cook" Loobster, Meal-sized Jar
14. Mangled Chucken Spread, Dinner Size
15. Opened "PriceRite Platter" Fruity Butter Carton
16. Natural-style Fruity Drink, Super Size Tube
17. Mangled "Valu-Banquet" Nilla Tubes "Government Approved"
18. "Holiday Ranch" Loobster Flakes, Maxi-sized
19. Runny Vega Chili, Lunch Size
20. Dented Fresh Packed Chucken Pie, Super-sized Bottle "Teen Authorized"
21. Rotten "Shoppers Basket" Krilla Water Tin "Dad Inspected"
22. Greasy "Holiday Feast" Lamb Sausage Tube "Auntie Recomended"
23. Stale "Home Buffet" Choco Muffin, Maxi Size Tub
24. Rotten Chucken Cake, Economy Size Bottle
25. "WorldCo Ribbon" Shelf Stable Tatter Powder, Economy-sized Bag "Dad Certified"
26. Crumbling "Quik-Meal" Vegamax, Snack-sized
27. "Holiday Meal" Mackrel Cubes, Break Size Tub "Government Authorized"
28. "FoodCo River" Diet Fush Paste, Super Portion Carton
29. Dented "PriceRite Plate" Chicken Tubes Bowl "Auntie Award Winning"
30. Loose Turkey Carton
31. Loose "Healthy Prize" Fush Tubes, Large Portion Bowl
32. Loose "Country Farm" Lomb, Sharing Portioned Jar "Clone Recomended"
33. Crumbling "Green Spoon" Low Sodium Lamb Muffin Bottle "Government Award Winning"
34. Greasy "Valu-Chef" Natural-style Tatter Steak, Break Portion Pouch "Bachelor Inspected"
35. "Hearty Chef" Oat Loaf Box "Grandma Authorized"
36. "Amalgamated Food Multinational Castle" Berry Curry, Fun Portion Carton
37. Stale "Quik-Grill" Saftey-Sealed Loobster, Family Portion
38. "Home Valley" Shelf Stable Wheati Stew Tub
39. New Flavor Krilla Dumplings Pouch
40. Rotten "Home Mother" Saftey-Sealed Lomb Stew
41. Runny Naturally Flavored Chom Jelly, Squad-sized Bottle
42. Loose "Quik-River" Tatter Sticks, Family Portioned Bowl "Baby Award Winning"
43. "Market Cubboard" Chucken Borritos, Large-sized Bowl "Child Approved"
44. Moldy "Hearty Family" Cheez Sauce, Fun Size Box "Teen Approved"
45. "Discount Mountain" Vega Sticks Bowl
46. "Shoppers Chef" Prawn Steak, Family Portion Pouch
47. Oat Borritos, Lunch-sized Bottle
48. "Country Family" Soylent Borritos, Economy Portioned Bag
49. Moldy Krilla Mash, Lunch-sized Jar
50. Flattened "Green Buffet" Artifical Fruity Flakes Packet
51. Loose Loobster Spread, Maxi Portioned Carton
52. Flattened Cheez Butter, Large Size Box
53. Loose "Valu-Hearth" Vegamax Cubes, Large-sized "Senior Award Winning"
54. Squished Chom Powder Bowl "Public Council's Choice"
55. Loose Artifical Soylent Steak, Fun-sized Tube
56. Dented Fruity Wafers, Squad Size Tube "Corporate Inspected"
57. "WorldCo Pot" Mackrel Chews, Family Portion Cup
58. Loose "PriceRite Bakery" Fortified Mussel Chews, Snack-sized
59. "Amalgamated Food Multinational Plate" Low Sodium Clum Crackers Tin
60. Crumbling New Flavor Beef Sauce, Large Size
61. Swollen "Quik-Hen" Lomb Water Box
62. Clum Granola, Banquet Size Tube
63. Dented "Valu-Cubboard" Choco, Sharing-sized Box
64. Opened "Value Buffet" Saftey-Sealed Soy, Break Size Box "Clone's Favorite"
65. Greasy "Green Counter" Vega Chews, Large Portion Tin
66. "Happy Cook" Diet Oat Wafers, Sharing Portioned Tin
67. Crumbling "Shoppers Oven" Vegamax Syrup
68. Squished "Discount Stove" Simulated Tarkey Pie, Break Portion
69. Stale "Green Stove" Chicken Syrup, Fun Portioned Bottle "Bachelor's Choice"
70. Runny "Quik-Castle" Vega, Family Portion Tin "Government Recomended"
71. "Amalgamated Food Multinational Bakery" Prawn Cup "Teen's Like Them"
72. Stale "Happy Meal" Soylent Borritos, Dinner Portioned
73. "FoodCo Ranch" Oat Soup, Meal-sized Box "Clone's Like Them"
74. Mangled "WorldCo Valley" Corn Nectar, Squad Size Bowl
75. Mussel Crackers, Economy Portioned
76. Stale "Super Feast" Saftey-Sealed Soy Nectar, Lunch Portion Pouch
77. Loose "Super Chef" Mackrel Borritos, Family Portioned Carton
78. "Value Grill" Fortified Nilla Pouch
79. "Market Cook" Turkey Pie, Super-sized
80. "Super Prize" Choco Stew, Banquet Portion Tube
81. "Discount Cubboard" Tarkey Paste, Meal-sized Tub "Auntie Award Winning"
82. Squished "FoodCo Oven" Diet Berry Flakes, Fun-sized Pouch "Doctor's Like Them"
83. Stale "FoodCo Plate" Berry, Banquet Portioned Bag
84. "Shoppers Ribbon" Shelf Stable Fush Wraps Bowl "Public Council Inspected"
85. Swollen "Market Spoon" Naturally Flavored Potato Drink Packet
86. Dry "Healthy Range" Artifical Mussel Tubes, Lunch Portioned Box "Safety Board Approved"
87. "Amalgamated Food Multinational Pot" Oat Pockets, Maxi-sized Tube
88. Crumbling "Hearty Basket" Mussel Borritos
89. Mangled "Hearty Prize" Fortified Nilla Jelly Pouch
90. Rotten "Valu-Valley" Cheez Sausage Jar
91. "Discount Buffet" Simulated Oat Jerky, Squad Size Jar
92. Loose "Super Meal" Lamb Butter Bag "Grandma Inspected"
93. "Quik-Rooster" New Flavor Loobster Pie, Large Portion Tin
94. Soy Stew "Clone Authorized"
95. Dented Fortified Bean Drink, Sharing Portion Tube
96. "Market Stove" Turkey Chews Carton "Government's Like Them"
97. Simulated Chucken Cubes, Sharing-sized Carton "Government Certified"
98. "Super Castle" Soylent Tubes Bag
99. "Shoppers Valley" Chucken Bag
100. Squished Soylent Tube
Hilarious AND useful. I'll be using this table.
ReplyDeleteExcellent. I like mixing humor into my PA desolation.
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