Thursday, May 19, 2011

CDC on the side of the Zombies.

In a recent CDC posting entitled: Social Media: Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse.
The CDC presents a range of emergency preparation advice should there be a zombieapocalypse or any other emergency.

The CDC lists a set steps people can take to prepare for any emergency like having emergency water supplies, food, medication and such.

Then the CDC tips it's hand and reveals it allegiance to the undead with this picture:

A family gathering near the mailbox.

A FAMILY GATHERING NEAR THE MAILBOX....outside where the zombies can get at them and their sweet sweet brains.

One must wonder how long has the CDC been compromised by zombies?

They go on to state:
"If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation."

Surrreee, we've all seen how that plays out in the movies haven't we?

How will they do this? Why with isolation and quarantine to keep us separated and vulnerable to the gnawing maws of the unending tide of the dead of course !!!

Take heed the CDC has been infected, save yourself, make a plan, be prepared.


  1. CDC: "Send more paramedics..."

    Yeah, that's bad.

  2. Choosing the Mail box as a rendezvous does make sense.

    Most postal workers are zombies, aren't they?

  3. I don't even have a mailbox. I am so screwed.