Friday, October 28, 2011

We're Gonna Loot It.

and now for a musical interlude: (sung to the tune of the Laverne and Shirley theme)

D four, six, eight, ten and twelve.
Succubus, Beholder, Mind-flayer incorporated.
We're gonna loot it!

Give us any treasure, we'll take it.
Give us any door, well break in.
We're gonna make our dreams come true.
Rolling all the dice.

No random encounters are gonna turn us back now,
Straight ahead and on the left now.
We're gonna make our dreams come true,
Rolling all the dice.

There is nothing we won't slay,
Going to make our saving throws today.
This time there's no stopping us.
We're gonna loot it.

On your mark, get set, and go now,
Got a dream and we just know now,
We're gonna roll a twenty.
And we'll loot it our way, yes our way.
Make all our dreams come true,
And loot it our way, yes our way,
Make all our dreams come true
For me and you.


I just had type that after seeing this post: , Feel free to thank Jeff.


  1. "There is nothing we won't slay!"

    Reminds me of my players. Die, innocent sheep! Fall, inoffensive villagers!

  2. Years back I recall being asked: How many exp is a cow worth, they are herd animals aren't they?